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24 Lord of the Rings Memes for Christians Who Love Church Humor

Christian Memes: Lord of the Rings edition

A Joyful Journey Through Middle-Earth: Faith-Based LOTR Memes to Accompany you There and Back Again

There’s something wonderfully comforting about discovering that Middle-earth and the Bible share the same dramatic energy. Whether it’s Frodo barely holding it together, Gandalf giving off strong prophet vibes, or Merry/Pippin asking questions Nicodemus would totally relate to, The Lord of the Rings has a surprising way of helping us laugh at our own faith-filled lives.


So today, enjoy a collection of LOTR memes for Christians ... little moments of humor that remind us we’re all on a journey, carried by grace, friendship, and the occasional second breakfast.


Our team here at Christian Books Today hopes that these funny Christian memes bring a smile, a knowing nod, and a moment of joy in the midst of your own epic quest to glorify God and enjoy him forever!

1. Wait, how many times am I supposed to be born, Precious?

Image of Aragorn (labeled Nicodemus) saying, “I’ve already been born.” Merry and Pippin ( labeled Jesus) respond, “Once yes. But what about born again?”

2. Naomi wouldn't have got far without Ruth ...

Image of Frodo (labeled Naomi) telling Samwise "I'm going to Judah alone." Samwise (labeled Ruth) says "Of course you are. And I'm coming with you."

3. Maybe he was born with it. (Maybe it's Legolas.)

Image of Legolas with a verse caption that reads, “The weight of his hair was 200 shekels (five pounds).” 2 Samuel 14:26

4. That time God told Noah and his sons they could eat animals ...

Image of an orc roaring. Caption reads, “Christians reading Genesis 9:3: Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys!”

Obviously, you can't have a collection of Lord of the Rings memes without this guy. I think it's written somewhere in First Hezekiah ...

5. Every Vacation Bible School volunteer knows the feeling

Image of a distressed Frodo with the caption, “VBS workers on Friday at 12:01 PM: It’s finally over.”

6. Bruh didn't need help falling into temptation ...

Image of Elrond (labeled Devil) saying, “Cast them into the fire.” Below that Isildor (labeled Nebuchadnezzar) responds, “LOL. OK.”

7. Actual footage of what spiritual warfare looks like:

Balrog with multiple labels like temptation, Anger, despair, sin, bitterness, danger, addiction. Below him Gandalf (labeled “My praying grandma") shouts, "You shall not pass!"

Praise the Lord for all those praying grannies (and moms and dads and siblings and aunts and uncles and ...)

8. Don't worry, mamas. We've all been there ...

Image of witch Galadriel labeled “Moms in the parking lot.” Smiling Galadriel labeled “Moms in church.”

9. (And that's why Éowyn never got invited to another potluck)

Image of Aragorn tasting stew and grimacing. Caption reads, “But after they had eaten a bit or two they cried out Man of God, there is poison in this stew.” 2 Kings 4:40

10. Oops ... he did it again!

Gimli sarcastically covers mouth with his hand. Caption: Jesus after offending the Pharisees

11. You raise me up ... 🎶

Image of Gandalf riding a flying eagle. Caption: “What I picture when I read Isaiah 40:31" Bottom quote: "They will soar with wings as eagles"

12. It's okay, Sam. Anyone would get tired of it after a while.

Sam giving Frodo lembas bread. Caption: After 39.5 years in the dessert "And look. More manna."

13. It's not you. (Promise!)

Glowing ring being held by tongs (labeled Leviticus). Caption says, “I can’t read it.” Below him another line reads, “There are few who can.”

14. Twice as old as half of Bilbo's age

Image of Bilbo holding the ring and smiling. Caption reads, “Enoch getting ready for his 365th birthday party: "After all, why shouldn’t I be no more?’”

15. Nobody feels this more than Hillsong's guitarist

Image of Théoden looking disappointed. Caption reads, “Worship leader counting the chord changes: ‘Less than half of what I’d hoped for.’”

Okay, as fun as it may be to laugh at, who doesn't love a great chord change (or three)?

16. (The correct answer, by the way, is zero.)

Boromir making a zero shape with his fingers. Caption reads, “Asking a Bible nerd how many times the word Trinity appears in Scripture.”

17. Be careful going around declaring you want to "dance like David"

Samwise (labeled Michal) says, “You can’t go dancing before the Lord in naught but your ephod.” Frodo (labeled David) says, “I’ll become even more undignified than this.” 2 Samuel 6:22

18. And the Holy Spirit shouting at me, "Throw it into the fire!"

Image of Frodo staring at the One Ring. A label above him says “Me.” A label next to the ring says “That one sin.”

19. It could have been so nice ...

Peaceful image of the Shire. Caption reads, “The world today if Eve hadn’t eaten that apple.”

20. Just a little Calvin vs. Arminian humor for you today

Image of Saruman looking stern and angry. Caption reads, “Arminians when their friends get saved: ‘So, you have chosen eternal life.’”

21. Never trust your girlfriend with your secrets

Aragorn smiling. Caption: Delilah divulging the source of Samson's strength: "It's the beard."

22. A reminder that the road to Calvary was harder than the one to Mount Doom

Sam carrying Frodo up Mt. Doom: Actual footage of Jesus delivering my soul out of hell

Both stories get me choked up ...

23. The Holy Spirit knows this face well by now ...

Théoden looking in despair. "The look my guardian angel gives Jesus every day."

24. No arguments here

Nazgul (labeled Pharisees) says, "No man can heal on the Sabbath." Eowyn (labeled Jesus) says, "I am no man."

Hilarious Christian Lord of the Rings Memes You Need to See Today


Laughter is one of the sweetest mercies God gives us on the journey, and somehow The Lord of the Rings makes that joy feel even richer. These memes remind us that faith isn’t lived out in quiet perfection but in real moments, questions like Nicodemus, friendship like Sam, courage like Gandalf, and the patient grace that carries us through our own Mount Doom days.


As you return from this little trip through Middle-earth, we hope joy rises gently in your spirit. May you feel seen in both your struggles and your victories. And may the God who writes the truest story of all steady your steps, strengthen your fellowship, and fill your days with lighthearted moments that point your heart back to Him.


If these made you smile, share them with someone who could use a little joy on their own quest today.

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